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我们都是小白兔

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小白兔在森林里散步,遇到大灰狼迎面走过来,上来啪啪给了小白兔两个大耳贴 
子,说我让你不戴帽子                                                 
                                                                       
小白兔很委屈的撤了。第二天,她戴着帽子蹦蹦跳跳的走出家门,又遇到大灰     
狼,他走上来啪啪又给了小白兔两个大嘴巴,说我让你戴帽子。”             
                                                                       
郁闷了。                                                             
                                                                       
思量了许久,最终决定去找森林之王老虎投诉。说明了情况后,老虎说好了,我知
道了,这件事我会处理的,要相信组织哦                                  
                                                                       
当天,老虎就找来自己的哥们儿大灰狼。你这样做不妥啊,让老子我很难办      
嘛。说罢抹了抹桌上飘落的烟灰:你看这样行不行哈?”                      
                                                                       
你可以说,兔过来,给我找块儿肉去!她找来肥的,你说你要瘦的。她找来瘦  
的,你说你要肥的。这样不就可以揍她了嘛。”                                
                                                                       
当然,你也可以这样说。兔过来,给我找个女人去。她找来丰满的,你说你喜欢
苗条的。她找来苗条的,你说你喜欢丰满的。可以揍她揍的有理有力有节      
                                                                       
大灰狼频频点头,拍手称快,对老虎的崇敬再次冲向新的颠峰                 
                                                                       
不料以上指导工作,被正在窗外给老虎家除草的小白兔听到了。心里这个恨啊。   
                                                                       
次日,小白兔又出门了,怎么那么巧,迎面走来的还是大灰狼。                 
                                                                       
大灰狼说:,过来,给我找块儿肉去。”                                 
                                                                       
说:那,你是要肥的,还是要瘦的呢?”                                 
                                                                        
大灰狼听罢,心里一沉,又一喜,心说,幸好还有B方案。                      
                                                                       
他又说:,麻利儿给我找个女人来。”                                   
                                                                       
问:那,你是喜欢丰满的,还是喜欢苗条的呢?”                         
                                                                       
大灰狼沉默了2秒钟,抬手更狠的给了兔两个大耳帖子。                      
                                                                       
靠,我让你不戴帽子。”                                                   
                                                                       
仅以此故事送给,今天还奋战在办公室,且一直以来忍辱负重的小白兔们!   
 
笑死我了,但笑的挺苦的……呵呵

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